10 ways to annoy your faculty members

1. Clean the real coffee machine between 8:30 and 9:00AM
2. Tell your colleagues they filled out the wrong form and say “there’s an app for that”
3. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them FYI to your colleagues.
4. TAS "930.10430.9001 Enschede aan Zee" every day the sun shines
5. Send e-mail to the rest of the department to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be abroad."
6. Staple papers in the middle of the page
7. Forget to bring souvenirs from your latest travels.
8. Send Enormous attachments with your emails.
9. Fart in an elevator, just before you alight.
10. Turn your out-of-office reply on while you're there.