Not the ITC Blog: New travel expense rules

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Lyrics by Robbadour and the Doorman

Heel lang léên kwamen síe noar oons Twénte
‘N landmeet-klúbke met úutlaand studént’n,
Úut dat státige Délluft, woar ‘t vót moss
Kwam da vólk toen noar Éanske e klóst ….

Veur die gást’n was ‘t érst toch wa wénn’n -
Want ‘t kost tíed deez’ old’ stréek leer’n kénn’n
Wéuninglast’ war’n lég ja sie hóord’n z’ graag
Duutslaant’s gréns toch is vér van Den Háag ..

Twee glastóorn’s was n’ móoi onderkómm’n
‘t Gaf veul rúumte, moar ‘twódd rap te krap
Wánt studént’n bleev’n moar kóm’n
Van ’t kartéerwaerk lustt’n élkeen wa páp.

Toen wodd’n beslóott’n diréks wat te bóuwen,
Post-modérn en met ‘n fél roodpeers dak
’t wódd’n wat wóar al Éanske’s van hóll’n
Ons Éfteling zit kleurríek in het pák

Steurig móderner wódd’n ITĆ nu
Met modéllen, pixéls en ArcGÍS
Académisch gekrákeel, ie wéet wa
Oh met ÚT, dat géet ‘n keer mís ...

En wat héur’n wie letst in N’ Béiaard
ITC mut verkáss’n alwéer
’t wórdt heláas UT Dríenerloo cámpus
Dit spít oons als Éanske heel zéer ..!

ITC déur met ÚT, maa kíek uut !
Excellénce gekte mék ongezóond.
Kíek van hóog noar ‘d éerde, maar hól toch
Ok twee péut stevíg op de gróond ..!

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Thursday, 7 November 2013

New travel expense rules

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