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Friday, 14 November 2014

Het Academisch Manifest

De universiteit is bezet – niet (zoals in 1969) door inspraak eisende studenten, maar dit keer door de veelkoppige wolf van het Management. Die heeft de academie gekoloniseerd met een huurlingenleger van professionele bestuurders, gewapend met spreadsheets, outputindicatoren en auditprocedures, onder luidkeelse begeleiding van de Efficiëntie- & Excellentiemars.
Het Management heeft daarbij de academicus tot interne vijand uitgeroepen: hij moet voortdurend worden gewantrouwd, getest en gecontroleerd, onder de permanente dreiging van reorganisatie, opheffing en ontslag. De wetenschappers laten zich daarbij gedwee tegen elkaar uitspelen, als angstige, makke schapen, die enkel hopen zelf nog de dans te ontspringen door hun buurman op het cruciale moment een slag voor te zijn. Om controle te houden zet de wolf de meest absurde middelen in, zoals geldverslindende hele en halve fusies, steeds verfijndere en dus kostbare verantwoordingssystemen en peperdure prestigeprojecten ... [full article] [summary and interview]

WILLEM HALFFMAN & HANS RADDER

HET ACADEMISCH MANIFEST
VAN EEN BEZETTE NAAR EEN PUBLIEKE UNIVERSITEIT
Krisis, 2013, Issue 3 www.krisis.eu

Oons ITC

Lyrics by Robbadour and the Doorman

Heel lang léên kwamen síe noar oons Twénte
‘N landmeet-klúbke met úutlaand studént’n,
Úut dat státige Délluft, woar ‘t vót moss
Kwam da vólk toen noar Éanske e klóst ….

Veur die gást’n was ‘t érst toch wa wénn’n -
Want ‘t kost tíed deez’ old’ stréek leer’n kénn’n
Wéuninglast’ war’n lég ja sie hóord’n z’ graag
Duutslaant’s gréns toch is vér van Den Háag ..

Twee glastóorn’s was n’ móoi onderkómm’n
‘t Gaf veul rúumte, moar ‘twódd rap te krap
Wánt studént’n bleev’n moar kóm’n
Van ’t kartéerwaerk lustt’n élkeen wa páp.

Toen wodd’n beslóott’n diréks wat te bóuwen,
Post-modérn en met ‘n fél roodpeers dak
’t wódd’n wat wóar al Éanske’s van hóll’n
Ons Éfteling zit kleurríek in het pák

Steurig móderner wódd’n ITĆ nu
Met modéllen, pixéls en ArcGÍS
Académisch gekrákeel, ie wéet wa
Oh met ÚT, dat géet ‘n keer mís ...

En wat héur’n wie letst in N’ Béiaard
ITC mut verkáss’n alwéer
’t wórdt heláas UT Dríenerloo cámpus
Dit spít oons als Éanske heel zéer ..!

ITC déur met ÚT, maa kíek uut !
Excellénce gekte mék ongezóond.
Kíek van hóog noar ‘d éerde, maar hól toch
Ok twee péut stevíg op de gróond ..!

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Het Academisch Manifest

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