
The chicken said to the pig one day "I think there is a great future in ham and eggs. I think you and I should get together. We should have a merger." And the pig who was a cautious animal said "I would like to think it over. I'll let you know about your merger proposal in the morning." The pig thought it over and the next morning said to the chicken "I've thought over your merger proposal and I don't like it. You can go on laying eggs day after day but to produce the ham I get carved up. " And the chicken said "I know -that's why I'm calling it a merger. "

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