The end is nigh! Save all women and children! Please do not step on the rats while leaving the Ship. At the steet corner the band plays on while the Suits sign for good intentions. It's final now, we're all going to take the bus lane in a Westerly direction. Professors will be appointed wheelchairs. OBP are to leave last in case there are not enough lifeboats.
A message from FM: the newly installed carpets will be taken to our new building on campus, please do not walk anymore with coffee through these corridors. All staff report to the third floor landing before evacuation. We will have to carry one of the DEA Trophies each. Lock your door when leaving the office and will the last person to exit the building please turn of the light...
