The upcoming merger is nothing to be scared about, just a few procedures will change, you will hardly notice the empty seat where your valued colleague used to sit.
At least we get to keep the building, use it that is. We'll hand it over of course to feed the lions so they won't have an appetite for us as well. But staying way down the bus-lane means trouble at work. Central and shared services need a new snail-mail-service. Just carrying the yellow envelopes up one floor by elevator is no longer an option: your boss is at the edge of the city now. To get all of this organised we'll have to ship our VOB's, VBR's, TOR's, TIM's, by post.
Luckily TNT sees a silver lining to improve its dwindling mail deliveries. We get a discount on stamps and we only have to run across the bus-lane (it's safe, no-one has ever seen a bus driving there) to the orange letterbox. Please get your internal-mail-stamps at the bookshop...
