To Clock or not to Clock

As Ducklings to the pond, the new fresh Faculty members filed into the office this morning. Mischievous grins around their beaks for not using the Clock to record their 3 minute late arrivals. Unfortunately completely unknown to all happy feathers is the new building registration system. On request of the Faculty Mistress, who secretively despised the Clock in her worker-bee days, an idea was developed under the authority of the former director/director to enhance staff monitoring. Currently all doors opened by key card are registering not only your presence but also the time you spend in each room. Soon new electronic locks will appear on offices and lavatories and you will be asked to update your card codes each morning... resistance is futile, you will be assimilated...