Royal decorations and ISO certification

With the demise of the ITC , becoming ITC, the former directorate was honoured by the mayor of Enschede. The rector/rector of ITC was awarded an orange pin for pleasuring the Queen, with years of GIT&RS propaganda. The ITC director/director was awarded a brand new Beamer (no, not a projector, but one with fresh alloys and a HUD) and a stack of ISO certificates. The ISO certificates were awarded because the director/director gave true new meaning to bean counting. Standards have now been adopted world wide for counting: printer output, key strokes, applied ITC stickers, draws per cigarette, futile attempts to open classroom doors and btor response times. The director/director was also acknowledged to develop in his spare time (??) a first person shooter arcade game to fend off invading EC members.