If you cannot leave your belongings unattended for a couple of hours in a train, society has definitely come to an end. What a shame! Particularly if the personal item discussed here belongs to one of the most eloquent of eloquent highly esteemed opponents. One also cannot imagine anyone in their right mind would add such item to their wardrobe willingly if they did not belong to the highly esteemed fraternity themselves ... or would they? Come to think of it, next week is the start of Carnaval. During this festival no single person is in their right mind, and if you have to look silly, that case in the intercity to the Hague contained just the perfect item. In order to retrieve it, we therefore suggest the owner to check out Oldenzaal next weekend which will be full of dressed up idiots. It will be easy to spot, as the person wearing it must be at least 7 feet tall ...
