Other faculties @ UT are rapidly reducing staff and offices to make room for us in Drienerloooo. The most beautiful thing however will be the location of our new office, right next to the campus entrance. The '(energy) Mirror' will be our new home as of course it's current occupants will move to 99 H-street.
Of course there will be a few minority votes against this. 1st of April we will therefore see an Occupy movement of Ducks in our parking lot, now encroaching on 3 CvB parking spaces. FM will subversively deliver chain link to whoever requires it to chain him or herself to the subsidized desktop. This might be a good idea anyway, to move with your desk, as you will otherwise need to earn your new desk externally at a rate of 1200 euro's per day.
But resistance is futile. We will be assimilated. We will move. Our dwindling student population will easily dissolve onto the campus, finally be culturally submerged in true Dutch student life and all non-dismissable staff will become lean (from the extra km's biking) and mean ISI paper writers in our new inspiring home.
We wish you a merry 201?
