The tsunami has finally hit us as well. Let us hope our building is capable of passing this stress test. The FFNT wave has washed over the campus and the debris flow accumulated at the bottom of the Hengelosestraat. We at nr. 99 have to deal with the fall-out. Better still, the men of 99 must try and stand their ground. Women in our Faculty are getting multi-plus preferential treatment. You will see: curtains back in the office spaces, women friendly smoking corners, even bigger flower pots in the restaurant, nail boutique next to the massage parlour, bye bye to urinals. Better than service these gals by plugging leaks, us guys must now pull together! we must say enough is enough, the measure is full, they can the tree in! Next Friday we call on all male staff to come and protest. The first battalion will receive support from Lybian rebels, freshly imported from Lampedusa. Friday morning at 8am we chain ourselves to the bicycle shed!
UPDATE:
there is still hope for men in our pioneering nation
