"This is not the ITC radio broadcast for all allied forces behind enemy lines ... the ducks are out of the pond ... I repeat ... the ducks are out of the pond"
We will not tell you "we told you so" although we are telling you nevertheless. FFNT forces are clearly tapping into our comunications. To counter the Lybian rebel support in our protests against the FFNT encroachment, the combined forces of the weaker sex have implemented a no-pee zone for blokes in the ITC building. Trespassers will be shot on sight. A hit below the belt, thats what we call this!
Those who pee standing up are now confined to a limited number of facilities. To prevent queues in the halls or unzipped flies around the duck pond the Dean and his wife have made arrangements. All male staff are instructed to remove the bin liners from their waste bins and use the bucket in case of emergency. Extra buckets are available from the bookshop, maximum two buckets per person."This was not the ITC radio broadcast for all allied forces behind enemy lines ... the dean rides a white elephant ... I repeat ... the dean rides a white elephant"
